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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:04
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
Minds and Behinds
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No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
Then came..
Just Forget it!
So they tried
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
Hillary thinks we must censor or "we lose total control". Why does she demand total control?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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